Telopea Magazine

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Antigene

ALIMENTATION HAHAAHAH
JE VOIS TOUT

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008

ALIMENTATION HA HA HA

JE SUIS LE MAITRESSE DE LA PEUR!!!
J'AIME LES MICRO-ORGANISMES.

ANTIGENE ANTIGENE ANTIGENE

VOICI UN IMAGE DE MOI

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J'AIME LES MICRO-ORGANISMES

ANTIGENE HE HE HE!

J'AIME LES MICROORGANISMES

ALIMENTATION HAHAHA

J'AIME LES MICRO-ORGANISMES

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Tuesday, April 08, 2008

am I odd?

WE HAVE TAKEN OVER THE TELOPEA MAGAZINE. YOUR ARTICLES ARE NOT SAFE!

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I made one!

Hi, I'M Quynh!

I'm sooooooooo in love with Evelyn,

Quynh..

MWAHHAHAHAHHAAHhAH OUR UBER HACKING SKILLS HAVE RETAKEN THE MAGAZINE

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your sooo sexy

SPOOKY SPOON WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!

SUMMON THE DEMONS! SACRIFICE YOUR SOUL TO MY MASTER AUDREY!

WE WILL SLAUGHTER ALL SIGNS OF HUMANITY

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SCHOOLS WORLD WIDE BAN TELOPEA MAGAZINE!

After school principles read a great article from the Telopea Magazine they decided to ban it from schools everywhere. "The magazine was too cool. If we let our students read it they'll all want to move to Telopea," said the boys grammar principle. The magazine grew way too popular that students from other schools started migrating to telopea to join this awesome enrichment causing a WORLD WIDE PANDEMIC!

Principles from other australian schools are also offering big money to Mr Morris in hopes that he will join their school to make more school magazines. We spoke to Mr Morris and he has this too say "There is no point in trying to recreate the school magazine elsewhere. Even if i changed school i really need the original students to write such great articles weekly." Such true words from such a modest teacher. The telopea school magazine year 9 group from term 1 2008 will surely be remembered.

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Our leaving poem

This is the official poem made by us for the end of this fantastic period called enrichment:

We've had lots of fun,

In enrichment this term,

Lots of fun in the sun,

Writing like a worm (I needed a rhyme...),

We've talked 'bout things like Chuck Norris and fans,

We've touched on the subject of school principal clans,

Playhouse disney channel we enjoy a lot,

It messes our brains like a giant blood clot,

Our ideas included demons and Waluigi and fish,

And all are included in our long long list,

Of subjects including pancakes and cool hair,

Which we all explained and with the world we did share.

Telopea Mag sure has been super great,

Mr. Morris has helped us find out all our fates.

Please excuse my rhyming... I'm just crying so hard I can't see the screen.

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The Telopea magazine

The Telopea Magazine announced today that these articles were the last ones that would be published for a while. Many fans were shocked, several old ladies had heart attacks and World War 3 was started. There were 200,000,000,000 suicides each day, it was so shocking that when babies were born, upon hearing the news they also commited suicide. There was a Telopea Magazine memorial service held, and was shown on television all around the world. Every single person in the world watched it. The Telopea Magazine will be missed desperately, for the EXCELLENT articles published by those sexy clever year 9 boys, Harry, Nick and of course, David.

There was a poll that went around to bring back the Telopea Magazine, there were 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 signatures, even creatures from other planets were coming to earth to sign it.

Quotes from fans.

"I PITY THE FOOL WHO DOESN'T READ TELOPEA MAGAZINE" - Mr. T

"I'll be back... to read the Telopea magazine" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Luke... I am a Telopea Magazine fan" - Darth Vader

"I have a dream... to read the Telopea Magazine" - Martin Luther King

"We, Australia are sorry... that this is the last Telopea magazine for the term" -Kevin Rudd

"I think I might let the Telopea Magazine writers live" - Chuck Norris

"I'll read what she's reading, oh it's the Telopea Magazine" - Some old lady in cafe